NEVER MARRY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER.

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HUSBAND - HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.
WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS
                      <CTRL>,<ALT>,<DEL>
                             TO REBOOT.
WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE.
WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
 

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